Here’s my big screen debut:

Went to the screening last night. I parked in a garage that was closed when I got out, so I had to drive over a curb area to bust my way out without paying.

There were several cool films there. Each one had to incorporate the gossipy character Tom or Thea Quimby, a shoelace, and the line of dialogue “If you think of something good, let me know.” Not too many are up on Youtube, but this one, made by some at-risk teens at a film school, was pretty rad: